A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.