A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?