In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.