A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.