A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.