Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.