Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.