Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.