When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

Lead, follow or get of the way

Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.