The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.