When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.