The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.