Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.