Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.