Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.