Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.