Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.