Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.