Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.