Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.