Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.