When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.