If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.