Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.