We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.