We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.