We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.