Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

Lead, follow or get of the way

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

The unexpected always happens.