Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.