As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?