As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.