If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.