You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.