My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.