My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.