My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!