My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.

I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!