A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.