A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.