A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls