Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.