A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.