Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.