Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.