99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.