You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

A hungry dog hunts best.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.