I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.