Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work

I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.