You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.