Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.