There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.