Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.
I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.