Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.