Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.