I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.