My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.