Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls