My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.