My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.