Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.
Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.