I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.