I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.