I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

A hungry dog hunts best.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.