When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.