My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls