There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work