There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.
If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.