You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.