There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.