It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

If your concentration is getting bad, take up bass fishing. It will really improve your ability to focus. If you aren't ready when that fish hits, you can't set the hook.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.