It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.