Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.

I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.

I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.