You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.