I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.