You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.