Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.