Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.