I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.