I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.