Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.