Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.
I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.