There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and everybody laughed like hell.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.