There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.