All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.
When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.