Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swingweight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer.