Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.