Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.