I use an Arnold Palmer putter that was probably built back in 1954.
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.