To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.