My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.