My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.