My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.