My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

I believe in reincarnation. In my last life I was a peasant. Next time around, I'd like to be an eagle. Who hasn't dreamed they could fly? They're a protected species, too.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.