I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.
99% of the putts that are short don't go in the hole
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.