I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.