I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.