I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

I never think of yesterday. Can't do anything about it.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.