I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

All my life I had a rapport with black caddies.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.