Pressure is trying to make a putt for a $10 bet with only $5 in your pocket.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.