Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.