I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

I'm not a real smart guy. But I've got enough brains to realize that when I'm 60 years old and play a sport, that it's downhill.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

A hungry dog hunts best.