I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.