I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.
I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.