Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.