I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.
I didn't want to change the name on the towels.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.