When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"