When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

A hungry dog hunts best.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.