I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Chipping and putting for par is like a dog chasing cars, he won't be doing it for very long.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus