I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.