I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

I keep lot of my opinions to myself.