I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
The older I get, the better I used to be.