I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

A hungry dog hunts best.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.