I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton in my mouth to knit a sweater.

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

A hungry dog hunts best.