I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments.
My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.